winterswake:

Mads Mikkelsen in Polar (2019)





ibuzoo:

1000 Picspams Challenge | #116

Archetype Inspirations | Modern Dystopian Gospel

I never betrayed him. I loved him so much i set him free with a kiss.









mitheal:

hey guys hit that like button if you think having a robot boyfriend is…kinda hot





How Millennials Became The Burnout Generation

ursulaismymiddlename:

ursulaismymiddlename:

I’m not even finished reading this and I’m already crying stupid tears because it’s all so true and it’s all so fuckin awful.

“You don’t fix burnout by going on vacation. You don’t fix it through “life hacks,” like inbox zero, or by using a meditation app for five minutes in the morning, or doing Sunday meal prep for the entire family, or starting a bullet journal. You don’t fix it by reading a book on how to “unfu*k yourself.” You don’t fix it with vacation, or an adult coloring book, or “anxiety baking,” or the Pomodoro Technique, or overnight fucking oats.

The problem with holistic, all-consuming burnout is that there’s no solution to it. You can’t optimize it to make it end faster. You can’t see it coming like a cold and start taking the burnout-prevention version of Airborne. The best way to treat it is to first acknowledge it for what it is — not a passing ailment, but a chronic disease — and to understand its roots and its parameters.”





griffinmcelroyspisskink:

turing-tested:

my favorite thing is when you pick up an animal and you look them in the eyes and you can tell nothings going on behind them. you look at them and theres just elevator music. stupid animals really are like the fucking best, the lights are on but no one is home

that also happens when u pick me up and look into my eyes





dankmemesreasonforliving:

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Hello, I hope your day is going well. I heard one of your books has an autistic lesbian in it? That true? Which one is it? I'd love to read that.

seananmcguire:

sindri42:

seananmcguire:

Yup, that’s true.  You want to read Into the Drowning Deep.

Content warnings: death, disaster, mermaids, murdermaids, lots of drowning, lots of oceanic horror, a few assholes, a bunch of people get eaten.  On the whole, a good, if somewhat damp, time.

after I read this the kindle recommendation algorithms sent me nothing but books about both lesbians and sea monsters for a month and honestly I did not expect that literary niche to be as big as it is but I am not complaining.

BEHOLD THE POWER OF TARGETED ADVERTISING.

READ MY BOOK TO UNLOCK THE SEA OF LESBIAN MONSTERS.





thequantumqueer:

tilthat:

TIL bank robber Jesse James once gave a widow who housed him enough money to pay off her debt collector and then robbed the debt collector to give her back the money.

via reddit.com

a shocking number of old-school american outlaws were intensely community-minded, and their reputations at the time were often very positive among the people. a big part of the reason their legacies are so negative is because the government was able to control the narrative after they died, focusing on the fact that the things they did were illegal, rather than on what they actually did.





little-miss-hell:

“A Cat’s Guide To Taking Care of Your Human” 





robert-the-redhead-lover:

celticpyro:

snubbin:

Please watch this.

Shit, I’ve only seen stills of this.





needsmoreexplosions:

stop with all this “man cave” and “she shed” nonsense. Its your evil lair. Embrace it





coolcatgroup:

logic-is-a-little-tweeting-bird:

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pshahajsjs my cat, everyone

When you have to pee but the cat is laying on you so you’d rather die





preposterousness:

buddhabrot:

sweet dreams my pink friend

this is the only picture i want to look at for the rest of my life





badjokesbyjeff:

Did you know that a piranha can devour a human child to the bone in 30 seconds?

Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium today.