only like a 1% of the population can make ‘your mom’ jokes without crying
being a girl who likes girls is confusing bc sometimes you’re not sure what kind of reaction you’re having. that girl is hot. do you wanna look like her? do you wanna sleep with her? do you want both? but not at the same time that would be weird. so confusing.
Footwear @ Saint Laurent AW14
me at cons: please look at me
me in any other situation: please dont look at me
The Birth of Venus (1863)
Lupita Nyong’o accepting her Oscar for Best Supporting Actress
Omfg all these articles talk about holding his head down gently to display dominance and it seems so mean Oh god
Hell no. While I’m okay with dominance being shown in the bedroom, holding my head down while I’m giving a blowjob (without my permission) is the #2 way to piss me off. Like, I don’t even care, I will stop, mid-suck.
I’M TALKING ABOUT MY RABBIT
I may have misinterpreted.
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